"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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