If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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