No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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