I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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