I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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