Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?