It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!