The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.