are you wasted or are you getting laid?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell