Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i think im in europe. pls send help
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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