We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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