Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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