It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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