oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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