Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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