Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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