Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
only you would photoshop your dick
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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