Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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