i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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