I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How's work?
Spinning.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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