He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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