I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
