Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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