This girl is more easily done than said...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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