If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
