What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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