Do you still have your period?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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