I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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