Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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