i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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