And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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