Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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