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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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