Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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