I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
