I just saw a hot homeless man
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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