I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
try to milk me bitch
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