so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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