I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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