So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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