Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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