I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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