Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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