I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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