im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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