We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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