Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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