Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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