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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

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i wish i had your life

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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(510): View more from California

I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms

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(616): View more from Michigan

He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.

(1-616): View more from Michigan

Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.

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