happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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