I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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