Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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