Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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