check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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