Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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