The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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