he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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