Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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