saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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