i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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